I’m a social media moron

I’m a social media moron

I’m a social media moron;

A Neanderthal without a clue;

For months, I’ve been tagging all sorts of people,

Without really knowing what it is that I do.

Being tagged was truly annoying,

My posts appeared on their personal page.

I had no idea what was brewing.

Please attribute this blunder to old age.

I thought I was just sending a personal message

To say, “this might be of interest to you,”

But instead what I did was an outrage,

Showing that I just don’t have a clue!

I’m so sorry; I’m just an old fossil

Preparing himself for the grave,

But while awaiting my well-earned death sentence,

I promise, I swear, I’ll behave!

Your friend,

Robert