The Clumsiest Caregiver’s Compression Stocking Catastrophe A desperate, loving, and very foolishly rhyming confession I’m the world’s worst caregiver, it’s honestly shocking, Poor Anne, my beloved, stands noble but rocking On the edge of collapse, as I fumble –such bungling! Shower time’s chaos, she’s slipping and sloshing, Faucets drip, towels tumble; I’m cloddish and..