Tag: parody

Sitting Up Is Hard to Do

Sitting Up Is Hard to Do A Bittersweet Parody* of an Old Pop Song, Produced by Anne’s Courage and Wit Anne, ever the philosopher of the practical, has coined her own anthem: “Sitting up is hard to do.” She murmurs it with the gravitas of a torch song, and it echoes through our home like..

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I can’t get no…family doctor

I can’t get no…family doctor   Being new to Ontario, my wife and I assiduously followed the Ontario Health Insurance Plan instructions and put our names on a waiting list for a family doctor. We learned that there are about 250,000 supplicants without a personal physician in our city alone. By the time we’re allocated..

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Expiration dates…a tongue-in-cheek Shakespearian sonnet

As she will be the first to admit, my wife is hyper vigilant about the expiration dates of tasty comestibles. Here is a little sonnet in honor of her “best before” zealotry.   Expiration dates…a tongue-in-cheek Shakespearian sonnet   Portentous dates do haunt my darling wife;   Expiry cutoffs rob her of fine cheese  ..

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