Sitting Up Is Hard to Do A Bittersweet Parody* of an Old Pop Song, Produced by Anne’s Courage and Wit Anne, ever the philosopher of the practical, has coined her own anthem: “Sitting up is hard to do.” She murmurs it with the gravitas of a torch song, and it echoes through our home like..
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I can’t get no…family doctor Being new to Ontario, my wife and I assiduously followed the Ontario Health Insurance Plan instructions and put our names on a waiting list for a family doctor. We learned that there are about 250,000 supplicants without a personal physician in our city alone. By the time we’re allocated..
As she will be the first to admit, my wife is hyper vigilant about the expiration dates of tasty comestibles. Here is a little sonnet in honor of her “best before” zealotry. Expiration dates…a tongue-in-cheek Shakespearian sonnet Portentous dates do haunt my darling wife; Expiry cutoffs rob her of fine cheese ..


